Three Hours
by Jenea Boshart
one of those nights stop only three hours stop gotta get your ass up out of bed by six thirty at the latest stop got to study for that midterm and be at a meeting at work by nine fifteen stop hannah isn't finished yet either stop shall we mention amodal leakage stop that is due on wednesday stop we'll pretend you have some data stop fall asleep man hurry and fall asleep man hurry and fall asleep man hurry and it's only three hours and fall asleep man hurry and rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP "she's really cute, you know? all white with pink eyes. a really long tail that most find pretty ugly but i don't mind it. she's really smart too. see her roam, see her build, see her clean herself, see her drink. watching her build a nest is pretty amazing, see how she puts each piece in so carefully? you realize how well she's RIPPING UP THE BOTTOM OF HER CAGE FOR HER NEST IT'S THREE AM AND I HAVE THREE HOURS AND SHE'S RIPPING RIPPING AND SHE'S NOCTURNAL AND I BOUGHT A NOCTURNAL PET AND SHE'S RIPPING AND RIPPING AND IN AN EMPTY ROOM ITS SO LOUD AND I "self? we don't have much time, i really think we should fall asleep now." "yes we had better sleep you're right and do you remember the midterm? we didn't do any of the reading you know" "yes I know but sleep but sleep" "and we didn't study very much either" "yes but sleep" "and we skipped two lectures" "please we need sleep and we need sleep" roll over Hannah lies on her side in the other room and she has eyes and most of a head but the rest of her is barely even there and so she must be content to look at me accusingly for now because she has no finger to point Conscious of consciousness. "Self? Did you see that? We were dreaming. We were DREAMING! Don't you get it! We fell asleep we were sleeping!" *barest whimper* "You woke me to tell me we were sleeping?" roll over "*ahem* I'm really sorry to disturb you and I know you're try- i ing to get to sleep, but I though I ought to--this is me, mu Throat--ought to tell you that there has been a virus in- stf vasion and it won't be more than a day before we're very alla sick. I know you're trying to get to sleep and so I'll sleep not trouble you any more but just to make sure that you ionlyh got the message I'll just keep tickling myself here so if avetwom you had any important swallowing to do in the near future orhourst you might find it a bit difficult. Nose and I both feel osleepand that it is important to let you know about this. Nose thereissom will block herself to remind you but we figured I should uchtogetdon just talk to you a little bit. Ok, I'll let you sleep." etomorrow... roll over CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH WHO BOUGHT ALL THOSE DAMN SEEDS FOR THAT RODENT? WHY CAN'T SHE JUST EAT BREAD? NIIIICE SOFT SOUNDLESS BREAD AND HASN'T SHE MADE HER NEST BY NOW? shhh gotta study then there go to meeting then isn't go to exam then much go to class then time grab some food then to go to work then sleep grab some food then left do some work then roll over whispered "self? um, the alarm will go off in about an hour so we better sleep right now 'cause we don't really have any time left 'cause we really ought to get to sleep and" "please please please just be quiet and leave me be . . ." NPR barks: " . . . clinton said yesterday in his . . ." it is so early and still so dark and i am awake now and it is so early and still so dark that when i am done in the bathroom and i turn the light out i can see my toothbrush glowing Tuesday, damn Tuesday, fat-and-ugly Tuesday belches in my face.