Helpless in his hobo phase,living in a box.
Helpless is stabbed like a pinkand green voodoo doll.
Helpless flees from the Children of the Corn, somewhere in the middle of
Iowa. Moments after this photo was taken, Helpless was caught in a threshing
machine. 
Helpless perches atop the big metal thingie which sits atop the building
that Agents Fara and Scotto recently helped roof. Moments after this photo
was taken, Helpless was sucked into the ventilation system of the building.
Helpless is conned into participating in a "magic trick" on the
table saw. Moments after this photo was taken, Helpless was in for quite
a surprise. 
Close-up action of Helpless gasping in surprise as the ventilation system
is actually turned on. 
Helpless overlooking some gorgeous river in Washington. Yes, that blob
of pink is actually Helpless. 
Moments after helpclif.jpg was taken, a strong gust of wind blew Helpless
over the edge. In this exciting, action-packed photo, Helpless hangs on
for dear life, with only pink ears separating that little bunny from a
deadly fall. 
Helpless is a "tuff" bunny; he's been through it all. Here we
see Helpless receiving some minor surgery from the caring hand of Agent
Erica. He pulled through just fine and has never felt better. 
In fact, after his surgery, Helpless felt as if he could take on the world!
Here he is defying Man's Vulcanized Rubber Wheel. Actually... he was really
drunk at the time and will deny the whole thing if asked. But we have photograhic
evidence! 
When Helpless was living in Austin, he could often be found hanging out
at Shipe Park. He would always find himself in the most helpless of positions.
Helpless inadvertently stumbles into one of Iowa's notorious pools of quicksand.
Another view of Helpless' surgery. 
A Freaque takes Helpless up a tree. 
After a night of hard drinking, Helpless is found early in the morning
puking into a garbage can. 
Helpless scopes out the scene by the pool. If you see him without sunblock,
he certainly doesn't mind having tender hands apply it.