STALE BEER AND STALE DONUTS

A strange counterbalancing dichotomy of good and evil, weighing the brilliant sweet sugar rush of the stale glazed raspberry donut with the bile inducing stench of stale hops. However I must conclude the finest prenoon epiphany of my life occurred when I inadvertanly dunked my stale jelly into a skanky American pisswater. Transcendental.
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